They announced the nominees for Best Picture this morning. They’re expanding the list to 10 movies, so that they can further dilute the notion of “Nominated For Best Picture” in the service of marketing campaigns. I’m glad to see Pixar’s Up getting on the list, although I don’t think it is Pixar’s best movie. And I hate to stereotype a movie I haven’t seen, but…
A Lifetime Original Movie, right?
The Blind Side? Seriously? Isn’t that a Lifetime Channel exclusive? And Sandra Bullock is nominated for Best Actress?
Sitting in a doctor’s office waiting room, I overheard an Entertainment Tonight-type television show talk about Bullock as taking the title of “America’s sweetheart” from Julia Roberts, who “held it for ten years.” Besides speaking as if describing a title belt (a funny idea already), I like the idea of Sandra Bullock taking the title of “Julia Roberts” from Julia Roberts.
At the risk of sounding elitist, I’m going to go all in on The Hurt Locker (which I have seen) being a vastly superior movie in every possible way to The Blind Side. And I’d say the same about Star Trek. And probably The Emperor’s New Groove 2: Kronk’s New Groove, which I assume does not contain paternalistic depictions of racial empowerment that make you feel rather queasy. Which is the impression I got of The Blind Side from watching its trailers.
Has anybody actually seen The Blind Side? Can anybody tell me if it’s as bad as I assume it is? Mostly I wrote this post so I can try this wordpress poll feature.
Some impressions, of questionable taste, from last night’s State of the Union address:
At one point, Obama talked about injecting more money into the higher education system. The Republicans did not applaud. Why? Because the more people go to college, the fewer people will vote Republican. (Of course, some conservatives say that this is due to ‘liberal indoctrination’ by liberal professors.)
Went to college, became socially liberal
Should have attended more college
Call me a snotty undemocratic elitist, but I kinda want the best and the brightest to run the country. I dunno, I just think they’re more qualified to do the job. I want the best cook making my meal, the best pilot flying my plane, and the smartest and most capable people running the country.
This (above) is why I want to enter a cheat code into my political system that allows Obama to govern without thought to, consideration for, any other politicians of any party. I guess that’s a King, but I’m all for enlightened monarchy over lowest-common-denominator mob rule.
If I was good with photoshop, I'd replace Aragorn with Obama
In the last few days, Iran singled out Germany and accused them of helping support the civil unrest Iran has been experiencing. Maybe it’s time we let the Germans have a real military again. Hey, desperate times for desperate measures, right? Give them five years to get back up to steam, and then let ’em loose. I’m pretty confident they’d be on our side this time, and it’s pretty clear that Germany is good at having an army.
Except instead of being a philosophical sociopath, Germany would be a bureaucratic but highly efficient and motivated military force
Let’s think about this for a minute. What is hampering America’s fight against Islamic extremism? Broadly speaking, we are having trouble funding the war, convincing allies to help, and we are losing the propoganda war. History suggests a militant German state is good at all of those things.