Al Davis Explodes As Boy Drops Raiders Super Bowl Ring Into Volcano


Indonesia – A nephew of Tony Gonzalez dropped a Raiders Super Bowl XI ring into active Mount Merapi today, causing Raiders owner Al Davis to explode.  Atlanta Falcons TE Tony Gonzalez and a faithful band of other brave football players and fans stood in the parking lot outside Al Davis’s office, kicking cars and screaming to draw the owner’s lurid, ghoulish gaze.  Meanwhile, halfway around the world, Gonzalez’s 12-year old nephew Marco climbed the 9,700 ft volcano and threw the ring into a pool of lava.  Upon melting, Al Davis crumpled and then exploded, creating a shock wave of air which flattened the three-story office complex and set off car alarms five blocks away.

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