I don’t see myself ever getting a tattoo, because I can’t think of any tattoo that I wouldn’t regret later. For me, tattoos are like AIM away messages from high school. At the time, you think you’re sharing deeply meaningful words filled with unfathomable personal significance. You put up something like, “memory is a flagstone to those who knew best” and nod solemnly as you hit enter. But you’re actually just listening to too much Radiohead and embarrassing yourself in front of your entire friend list. And not using the word ‘flagstone’ correctly.