Historical Metaphor Trash Talking


Girlfriend: You just hit me with a huge snowball!

Witness:  Dude, you totally clobbered her in the head!

Boyfriend: Hey buddy, it’s easy to blame Germany for World War II if you don’t know about what happened in World War I.

Witness:  Ohhh shiiiit!  [to girlfriend] You just got called the Treaty of Versailles!

I am highly entertained by this kind of stuff.

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