WordPress has a spell check feature. If nothing is spelled incorrectly, WordPress tells you that “No Writing Errors Were Found.” Well sheesh, that seems, uh, more comprehensive, I guess, than just ‘no spelling errors found.’ So you don’t think that I should have a stronger thesis statement? And I used quotation marks correctly? Great! Thanks, WordPress!
Incidentally, the WordPress judge-your-writing button will ask you to correct “WordPress” (one word, lower-case p) to “WordPress.” And if you don’t, as I did not, it will automatically change it. Makes me wonder what other changes happen to my writing after I hit “Publish.”